Dangit

Don't you just HATE it when you get a song stuck in your head?

Yesterday it was "Obla-di, Obla-da, life goes on..."

Today's is worse, far, far worse.

I'm told the best way of getting rid of a song stuck in your head is to give it to someone else, so here you go:

Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose!
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows!

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any Reindeer games!

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then how the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!"


(Rather shallow of them, don't you think? They didn't like him until Santa said HE liked him, then they were all over him. Syncophants, the lot of them.).