Sunday, August 28, 2011

Numbers, Colors, and Letters

This has been the summer for numbers, colors, and letters.

Phase II Water Rationing:  Odd numbered houses (mine) may water between 12 midnight and 10am, or 8pm to 12 midnight, Wednesdays and Saturdays only.  $1,000 fine.

Ozone Alert Level Red:  Asthmatics, old people, children stay indoors.  Healthy adults limit outside exposure.  Not too difficult to do, with...

Triple-Digit Temperatures:  Normally I complain that the "official" temperature measurement is never accurate, because they measure it at that nice grassy field at the airport instead of here in the middle of the concrete.  Not today.  The actual air temp at the nice grassy field at the airport is 107.  My car says 114.  I trust my car.

24 Days:  number of days in 2011 that Houston reached air temperatures at the nice grassy field at the airport of over 100 degrees, shattering the previous record of 14.  The day the streak broke was only 99 degrees.  It’s been 100 degrees + every day since (3 days and counting).

D4, 77.80:  The Texas Drought of 2011.  D4 means “Exceptional Drought”, the highest category; 77.80 is a percentage—that’s the percentage  the largest state in the lower 48 covered by a D4 drought.

5.90:  Number of inches of rain in Houston in 2011.

20+:  Number of days (historically) in which Houston has received in excess of 5.90 inches in a single day.

13.9 million:  Number of unemployed Americans as of August 5, 2011.

9%:  2011 Unemployment rate, see above.

22.7%:  Estimate of ACTUAL unemployment rate, 2011 (including underemployed and those who have given up), as calculated by the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ OLD formula, used from its beginning until 1994.

23.2%:  Highest unemployment rate at the peak of the Great Depression, 1932.

1%:  Growth in US GDP, 1/1/2011 – 8/1/2011

8.3%:  Growth in corporate profits, same period.

 

Sigh.

 

Thank God for Football.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Empty Rooms and Hamburger Meat

My friend and fraternity brother David Whitlock (that’s DR. Whitlock to you…) wrote a blog post/newspaper article that really hit home to me.  He had to go “home” to help his brother and sister-in-law clear out the family home.  He called his “Empty Rooms and Memories” (note my shameless ripoff of his title).  His post is really excellent; you can read it here.

I’ve lived in Houston for 4 years now.  August 6, 2007.  My Mother’s birthday, August 6.  She always loved her birthday, she celebrated hers for a week and did the same for ours.  We always tried (with varying degrees of success---mostly failure---) to find a present that she would like.  As I said---with mixed results at best.

The house at 939 E. Sullenberger was bought new by my grandparents in 1948.  It was an emergency stop-gap, really; he had accepted a job in Texas and they sold their house on McBee St. and were preparing to move---and his old boss came to see him, begged him to stay, promised him the sun, moon, and stars---and he accepted.  So suddenly they had to have a place to stay and these little houses had just been completed.  They bought one, intending to live there a year or two and keep looking for something they wanted. 

They never left.

In 1979, my Grandfather died (Granny died in ‘72) and Dad inherited his parents’ place.  He and Mother had been warring for several years over where to move when they retired---she wanted to move back to Dallas and he wanted a small fishing village somewhere on the Texas coast.  So when the family homeplace came up, they decided to retire, move into it, stay there a couple of years and continue their years-long discussion over where to move.

They almost never left.

When I moved back to Houston, they couldn’t stay there alone—she had already had a stroke, he was taking care of her, and the house (1 acre of yard) required a lot of upkeep that he frankly was tired of doing.  So we moved them into a rental in San Antonio, and sold the house.

The last walk-through was very bittersweet, and David’s article brought that all back.  I walked through that empty house, my footsteps echoing on the long-grain pine floors, looking at the unfaded places on the walls where the pictures had hung all those years, listening for the screeching sound the old oven door would make as Granny, then my folks, would pull something delicious out of it.  All the meals we had around that Chromecraft table in the kitchen, all those nights by the fire or in the screen room or days raking leaves or seeing the first robin of spring on the back porch---all of it came back in a rush.

Just a few months ago, I had occasion to go back to Malvern (hometown) to see Mom's grave; drove by the house. The people who bought it have trashed it completely. I wish I hadn't gone--and I'll never go again--but a couple of things that trip pointed out: the house is just...a house...and it lives on as I remember it, all of us there for Christmas, me napping in a chair (now in my own living room) with head on one arm and legs draped over the other...and more modern things like Mother’s “Baby Blue Lincoln” in the carport, and the Seth Thomas clock on the mantle ringing out Westminster…

I think of Mom at the oddest times--I was browning hamburger meat the other day.  She was very particular about hamburger meat; it had to be browned just a certain way, almost burnt, kind of scraped off the pan; gives it more flavor.  She taught me how and that's how I like it too.  So I was standing there at the cooktop the other day, browning hamburger meat---and it dawned on me:  not only was I doing it “her way”, I was using HER spatula to stir it with and preparing to pour it in one of HER bowls.

…and I missed her so badly I had to stop for a minute and just cry.

But she’ll live on in my memory.  The rooms aren’t empty, at least not while I’m alive to remember them.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Family, Mexican Food, the Hogs---and naming conventions….

Tonight was great fun as my little “family” got together again.  Jeremiah was in town for work; we managed to get Jimmy (who had just driven all the way HOME to Sienna Plantation) to drive back IN to Houston to meet us, Nathan picked me up, and we blasted off to eat…mexican food.

Mexican food is something we here in south Texas take for granted, like the sun coming up in the east or water being wet.  We forget that when you move away, you crave it.  Jeremiah and Ginger are enjoying the cool climes of Colorado, but what Coloradans think is “mexican food” I won’t even dignify with a description.

Jeremiah, having entertained his big  client with a day of fishing (and having burnt himself to a crisp in the 105 degree sunshine), was craving some good ol mexican food, so off to Los Cucos we went.

It was just awful…we had to eat it to keep from hurting the waiter’s feelings.  Yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket!  We had to eat it to keep from hurting their feelings, yeah!

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(They held us down and forced beer, mojitos, and margaritas down us too…oh, the humanity!)

Let’s see, things we decided:

  • Bobby Petrino is a genius
  • Houston Nutt is an idiot
  • Note to Rotnei:  buh bye
  • Mike Anderson will restore Razorback basketball to its rightful place in the world
  • Alabama (University of) sucks
  • So does LSU
  • and we’re going to beat both of them this year (despite a somewhat suspect O-line)
  • Ohio State and its cheating coach and players can kiss our Razorback Red asses…(and that’s a lot o real estate)
  • Speaking of cheating, Auburn is going to get it yet over Cam “for sale to the highest bidder” Newton
  • Note to Mike Anderson:  just call it “40 Minutes of Hell”, mmm-kay?
  • Tyler Wilson will be fine; at least Tyler can see JJ on a crossing pattern 12 yards away and throw the ball TO him instead of trying to throw it THROUGH him like Mallett did….
  • Sure wish we had learned to “scoop and score”
  • Recruits, recruits, recruits (I don’t follow recruiting, I just enjoyed that conversation)
  • Bud Walton Arena (and Barnhill before it) used to be so loud your ears would ring after a game
  • and it will be that way again.
  • Long almost waited too long to pull the plug on Pelphrey; one more year of empty seats and Long would have joined him; he did a nice job on the hiring of Mike Anderson, though, so all is forgiven.

A great time was had by all; we all just enjoy each other’s company.  I’m very fortunate to have these great guys as my friends.  I hope I live long enough to watch Jimmy’s grandkids playing, and have Nathan and Jeremiah (middle aged) have to help me up the steps at Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium to watch us win a string of National Championships.

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Jimmy, Jeremiah, Nick, Nathan

After we split up, Jimmy went back south.  Jeremiah’s hotel was directly between my and Nathan’s houses, so we had ridden together; thus, we headed home together.

For some time, Nathan and I have enjoyed a laugh about the naming conventions of the subdivisions and apartment complexes in Texas.  Jeremiah hadn’t thought of it before, and we got him started.  It was one of those things that, the more we played it, the funnier it got.

How do you play?  It’s easy!

First, use the article “The”.  You want to do that to give yourself extra airs and importance, so that people will say, “Wow, they must be really cool and important!”  You know, like saying you’re THE Ohio State University (snicker).

Then, take any name from Group A, insert the article “at”, and select one name each from Groups B and C.

Ready?   Here we go:

The

          A                                                B                                  C

Arbors at Brittany Chase
Lakes at Brentwood Place
Oaks at Greenway Hills
Fairways at Ashton Pointe
Parks at Tivoli Forest
Meadows at BelleMeade Shire
Villas at Shadowbriar Creek
Lofts at Briargrove Square
Willows at Waterford Green
Glen at Timberglen Springs

Which yields things like:

The Willows at Brentwood Pointe

The Lofts at Greenway Hills

The Fairways at Bellemead Chase

The Glen at Tivoli Place

The Oaks at Brittany Forest

The Meadows at Ashton Square

The Villas at Briargrove Creek

Now the fun part:  Mix –n- match!

The Brentwood at Willow Pointe

The Pointe at Brentwood Willows

The Chase at Bellemeade Fairways

The Bellmeade at Fairways Chase

The Forest at Brittany Oaks

The Brittany at Forest Oaks

The Pointe at Ashton Forest Villas

You can keep this up for hours.  The more you do it, the sillier it gets.  It’s especially fun as you’re driving around these great Texas cities.  It’s even more fun when the developer (ever trying to outdo the competition) strings a series of them together:  The Villas at Brittany Oaks Forest (in Briargrove Glen Place on the Parkway).

Then extrapolate the theory to other areas:

The Cheaters at Tressel Horseshoe

The Futility of Nutt (at Vaught-Hemingway)

The Purchase at the Plains of Auburn

The Arrogance at Black Warrior River

Now, you try it!

 

See how that all ties together?  …and you thought I couldn’t do it!

Saturday, May 7, 2011

One of the coolest things of which I've ever been a part: Alamo Honor Flight #3

It took me long enough to get these pictures edited and done, but finally here they are (and I have a day-job as well...).

This is one of the coolest things in which I've ever taken part.

If you don’t know about the Honor Flight Network, it’s a group of ordinary Americans who believe it’s high time we thanked the brave men and women who literally DID “save the world for Democracy”—the Veterans of World War II, truly “The Greatest Generation.”

Alamo Honor Flight—and I also can’t say enough about Tracy Huff and the other great folks there—all volunteers who have “day jobs”—takes Veterans from the San Antonio area to DC to see the World War II Memorial. There's no charge to the Veterans---they've already "paid". It’s an amazing thing.

AHF consists of a regular staff; they have these things down to a precision that the armed services could admire. They take along "Guardians"--others, non-regular, who help. I was privileged to be a Guardian on Alamo Honor Flight #003. I had responsibility for Dad, Mr. Theriot, and Mr. Gonzales, three Great Americans (and I do not use that term with even a touch of irony; they really are).

We left the San Antonio American Legion Post 2 on Fredericksburg Rd. in San Antonio with the Vets on the "big" bus and us Guardians (where we belonged) on "the short bus" ;-). Along with a full motorcycle escort from the San Antonio PD (we flew through red lights), we were escorted by a large contingent of veterans on motorcycles. In short, we had an escort barely matched by Prince William and Kate Middleton.

We arrived at the airport and Southwest Airlines met us at the bus. A word about Southwest--they don't advertise this, they don't trumpet this, but they provide--at no charge--the airfare for some (but not all) the veterans. We, of course, paid, but it is a really cool thing that Southwest does. Next time you fly, try Southwest first, please, as a thank you for this cool thing they do.

After Southwest checked us in at the bus, TSA let us go through the "Pilots and employees" line, and it's the only time I've known TSA to be friendly and helpful.

Then the magic began.

We lined the Vets up two-by-two, wheelchairs (about 17 or 18) in front, and started for the gate. As we did so, the main airport PA announced the Vets' presence and what was going on; people flocked to get a glimpse of these Heroes. At least 200 people lined the route, cheering and clapping, and thanking the Vets for their service.

When we got to the gate area, lined up on either side were active-duty members of all branches of the Service--Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard--saluting. There was a full-blown Color Guard there; when they presented the flag, the young service people snapped-to and saluted---and so did the octogenarian Veterans, every last one of them--stiffened into "Attention" and saluted the flag.

Afterwards, we sat around in the lounge waiting for our airplane to arrive. The young servicepeople were mingling with the Veterans, getting fascinating glimpses of what they did.

Let me interject: every single one of these guys has an AMAZING story. Here they were, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 years old (they lied to get in, some of them) and they were ripped from quiet lives in cities and farms and small towns and literally flung to the far reaches of the earth. One of our guys survived the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor; others were in the Battle of the Bulge. Two were on Navy ships which collided (accidents happen all the time), one was helped out of the water by the other. Dad was in the China-Burma-India Campaign; we met a man (on our flight) who was in Kunming, China at the same time as Dad. Mr. Theriot, one of "my" guys, was in the Marines; he had been a clerk-typist, and typists were in short supply. They yanked him out of his unit and put him at a base in the Marshall Islands, typing (remember, no computers, no cell phones, no internet, no Excel spreadsheets). The rest of his unit perished on a little atoll called Iwo Jima. Mr. Gonzales told me nobody had ever thanked him for his service before. When he was mustered out, they dropped him out at Ft. Sam Houston in San Antonio, and gave him $0.15 for a bus ride home. Every one of them was amazing, every single one. Purple Hearts, Bronze Stars, life-long military or wartime only; pilots, navigators, and bombadiers on B-17's, a marine who stormed the beach at Normandy---what an amazing assortment of experiences, and every one of them, TO THE MAN, shy, retiring, "aw shucks". "We were just doing our job." "We had a job to do and we did it." "Nothing to make a big fuss over, we just did what had to be done."

These guys really didn't accomplish much---let's see: they conquered the world, defeated tyranny and evil, came home, started families, went back and fought communism in Korea and Vietnam, fought and won the Cold War, raised families, built the airports and the freeways and jet aircraft and skyscrapers and suburbs and all manner of technology, from color tv to microwaves to pacemakers--and sent man to the moon! In short, they built the America we now know. Otherwise, they were generally slackers...

Anyway, as we sat around the departure lounge, the young servicepeople paired off with a Veteran of their service. When the time came to board the aircraft, the Veterans had a full military escort to the door of the airplane.

On the flight to BWI, the Southwest Flight Attendants kept it lively asking the Vets questions like, "Ok, who's over 80? (All hands). 81? 82?" etc (the youngest was 85, the oldest, two of them, 94). The Pilots were also top-rate, narrating the trip for the Vets (some of whom hadn't flown for decades), "On your left, you can see Houston, Texas..."

When we arrived, we went straight to the hotel, the Hilton BWI Airport. Again, next time you travel for business or pleasure, consider Hilton first.

That evening, after cocktails at the bar---and it was great to see these guys interacting over a beer, having a wonderful time---we had a very nice banquet--and crashed.

The next morning, up bright and early. We breakfasted, loaded up the buses (my team was on the Blue bus, the "B" bus, a.k.a. the BEST bus!) and roared into DC, stopping at the World War II Memorial.

We laid a wreath at the Memorial, with full Color Guard, and our young Marine friend Charlie playing "Taps". Afterwards, we wandered around and had some great experiences (which you can see below).

We left WWII and toured around on the bus, passing the Capitol, the White House, and the various other memorials, arriving at the Navy Memorial. Lots of Navy guys on our trip, so this was poignant for them.

Next, we loaded back up (remember, these are octogenarians, with 17 or 18 wheelchairs. "Loading up" means rallying at the bus, getting the Vets up the steep stairs and settled in seats, while others fold and stow the wheelchairs. I became quite adept at wheelchair stowing and unloading, as well as pushing wheelchairs, being "back" or "front"--one Guardian at the top of the steps holding on, one behind to catch if the Vet falls) and headed for the Korean War Veterans Memorial, Lincoln, and Vietnam Memorial. Again, poignant moments at each. Some of our Vets were in all three conflicts: WWII, Korea, Vietnam.

We loaded up again and headed across the Potomac (sadly, the cherry blossoms had come and gone) and went to the Marine Corps Memorial. After a quick stop at the Air Force Memorial, we entered Arlington National Cemetary, and were puzzled! We stopped at the gate; one of the AHF staffers got off the bus, taking a Vet with her, and hopped into a cab. We were worried something might be wrong with him, but a cab? Turns out, he has made his arrangements to be buried at Arlington. When a husband and wife are buried there, they are buried in the same grave. His wife had died and he had not been able to make the trip to Arlington to visit her grave. Kathy had prearranged the cab, and they had a map--so he got to go, for the first time, to see his wife's grave.

After a tour of Arlington and watching the Changing of the Guard at the Tomb of the Unknowns, we returned to the hotel (exhausted but exhilarated) for more cocktails and another banquet. At the banquet, one table was set aside--set for dinner, with a candle, but with the chair pulled up. It represented all the Veterans/compadres of our Vets who did not return, but who gave their lives in the service of their country, and were there with us in spirit.

Also at the banquet, another amazing thing: we got to meet (and thank) three surviving Tuskeegee Airmen and the luminous Miss Joy (wife of the luckiest one).

The next morning, we repeated the trip in reverse--with the same result: cheering crowds, Honor Guards, the whole 9 yards.

The looks on these guys’ faces, and their stories—it was a magical weekend.

A quick word about Alamo Honor Flight from Tracy:

We purchase the other veterans airlines tickets, all the hotel rooms, all the food, buses, and other travel related expenses. We are really happy to say that 97% of all donated funds go directly to the veterans and these costs. I want to ensure you that it is very difficult to secure the funds for these flights. Although we do have folks supporting us out there........our team members are out there raising the funds needed for the success of these trips.

Now, this is Nick talking: If you'd like to sponsor Alamo Honor Flight, donations are welcomed--and needed. Corporate sponsors especially are sought, as they can really go a long way. You can get donation information here: Donate Now

This worthy organization deserves all the support we can give them.

(by the way, after a solid week of messing with picasa, photobucket, and blogger, I have officially given up on trying to get the pictures in correct order. Here they are, you should be able to figure out which go where)

Any of my Alamo Honor Flight folks, if you want the "large" photo for blowing up, etc, email me at malvernhog@yahoo.com; I'll be glad to share.